[kl-bogel] The most terrible plants on Earth (11 photos)

1. BLOODY TOOTH / HYDNELLUM PECKII
This cute fungus is similar to chewing gum, oozing blood and smelling of strawberries. But do not try to eat it, because it will be the last "treat" that you will enjoy in my life.

The fungus is known to humanity since 1812 and is considered inedible, ie sometime in the dark-pretemnye lived genius who sacrificed for the glory of science with their lives, in order to warn the children from eating this "delicacy".
In addition to its outstanding external qualities, this abomination has antibacterial properties and contains chemicals that thin the blood. But what can I say, soon, this fungus can be a substitute for penicillin (which, incidentally, was derived from fungal species Penicillium notatum). If you do not have enough thrills and you intend to order any means to perpetuate his name in the annals of history (The Darwin Awards and the title of most stupid suicide on planet Earth you count already in the pocket), just liznite this miracle of nature ...

2. EYE PUPPET / DOLL'S EYE
At best, this "Beauty" is similar to an alien weed, and at worst on the dug in the ground with a totem planted on him by human eyes, a serial killer who has marked the burial place of all of its 666 victims.
This unusual plant has been called "doll eyes". There is also less than saying the name of this horror - white Voronet.
No features except for their appearance this plant does not possess, you can even taste it, then tell us about their feelings.

3. MUSHROOM Sea anemones / SEA ANEMONE MUSHROOM
Sometimes, watching these creations, you begin to wonder about the sanity creator. Of course, there are times when things turn ugly, and in fact quite pleasant to the taste, the smell ... but it's not the case: the fungus, known as the "stinking horn of an octopus," not only looks disgusting, but it stinks, so that does not describe words.

4. Devil CLAW / DEVIL'S CLAW
"Devil's Claw" - is something like the spines of our burr that being labeled a hand running the best friend more than once caught in your hair. The main difference between these two remora is in appearance: if Barb burr - the cute little lumps that way and asked, in his hands, the devil's claw is more like an evil spider-eater, who is just waiting to cling to you in the throat.
When these demonic contraptions "were carried out" only in Arizona, where indigenous amerikosy (Indians) were woven from these types of horrific baskets and laid out their whole "minefield" that the enemies preferred to sidestep. Today demonic claws are already fully occupied the entire North-west United States. I feel soon it will get an abomination and to Mother Russia, so if you do not want to fall victim to "the devil's claw, then start stocking up" Roundup "and build barricades pregraditelnye now.

5. MYSHETSVET CHINESE / CHINESE BLACK BATFLOWERS
All the same, Batman is not a randomly chosen symbol of intimidation of the criminal population Gotem bat. For this generation of darkness are terrible: the small evil eyes, thin legs with a huge hooked nogtischami, sharp teeth, plump body, evenly covered with hair, and huge wings - is not a description of a terrible monster from another low-budget, but no less terrible horror movie? And if you're one of those who consider them cute little animals that feed fruktikami, you probably change your mind when one of these creatures grabbed your face and suck up all the drops of your blood ... but, unfortunately, for you will be too late .
Mother Nature did their best to try to create the most terrifying and at the same hideous plant, endowing it with all the hallmarks of a bat and adding a bunch of fidelity to zhgutovidnyh tentacles. This generation of children's nightmares became known as the Chinese myshetsvet.

6. Buddha's hand / BUDDHA'S HAND
I do not know what crazy genius decided that this thing looks like a hand of Buddha, for me it is something more like hentaynyh tentacles, which are about ohomutayut another busty beauty.
In fact disgusting tentacles are quite edible, if not tasty, citrus fruit, which is incredibly popular in China and Japan. If you recall the network sortiropodobnyh restaurants, it is not difficult to understand why the Chinese baldeyut from eating this curios, but that's from prim Japanese I did not expect.
In fact, Buddha's hand - is a strange kind of lemon, which is often nothing but skin and no. Fruktina attracts the Oriental peoples not only an unusual appearance, but also for its aromatic properties: in Japan, because it is brewed tea, while China kept the house as a talisman that brings home good luck, happiness, and drives away any evil spirits and bestow longevity. More of these Limonov tentacles make jam, marmalade and smelling violets perfume.
And some of the serious: is traditionally believed that the Buddha can artfully wrap, fold and flip their fingers in time of prayer and in such moments, his arms are very similar to those monstrovidnye Lemons.
You are what you want, but if this is true, then if I had the opportunity to meet in a dark alley Buddha or good-natured Freddy Krueger, I would most likely choose the latter.

7. Venus Flycatchers / DIONAEA MUSCIPULA
I will assume that no more then a couple of million years ago, these monsters devouring dinosaurs were full owners of the planet. But evolution - is the enemy of extremism and all the giants have either become extinct or to survive became more terrestrial measurements, so today flycatcher - a small plant, feeding exclusively on insects, caterpillars, slugs and frogs.
How it works: inside the mouth, the leaf has many tiny sensory hairs. The victim, crawl on the leaf, these irritating hairs, which in turn give a signal to reduce the inner cell of the worksheet and the "mouth" is beginning to close. After a while the inner part of the leaf starts to produce digestive fluid and exhausted from futile attempts to get out the victim is slowly digested (this process takes a long time. H-p to digest slug flycatchers take about a week).

8.KEDROVO-APPLE Tainted MUSHROOM / CEDAR-APPLE RUST FUNGUS
What makes a healthy juicy apple in a rotten lump vile horror, giving shelter to a whole brood of worms? If your answer to cedar-apple rotting fungus (abbr. KYAGG), then you will most likely be smart and just read this sly interweaving of letters, decorating the top of this story!
KYAGG - fungal infection, transforming, and cedar apple fruit beyond recognition. About this abomination even though right now you can shoot horror films: the infected fruit in just a few months turned into hideous monsters. Here's how it works: from a tiny fungus spores develops impressive size globular body - from 3.5 to 5 centimeters in diameter, when wet, this abomination is stratified, forming a repulsive mustache. As a result, pine nuts and apples turn into little evil Cthulhu.

9. RAFFLEZIYA / RAFFLESIA
Raffleziya - a parasitic plant family Euphorbiaceae (Euphorbiacea) with the largest flowers in the world, some of which reach a diameter of one meter and weight of more than eleven pounds. The parasite spends most of his life in the tissues of the host plant, which act as a liana of the family Vinogradov, growing in tropical rain forests of Indonesia and the Philippines.
It is not unusual plants stems and roots, but most of it is a giant flower with five fleshy petals.
Giant parasite was discovered in 1818, during the expedition of Thomas Stamford Raffles Raffleziya the island of Sumatra. Found then copy was 1 meter in diameter and weighed 6 pounds. Travelers struck not so much to the flower and its incredible size, but terrible putrid smell that comes from him.
Because of this unusual smell the flowers pollinate rafflezii normal flies. By the way the flowers - is the only thing that remained rafflezii of her relatives - "normal" covered seed plants. Leading parasitic lifestyle "body" creepers, Raffles has completely lost all signs of plants - roots, stem, the capacity for photosynthesis, and all the nutrients the parasite gets the "body" of the owner.
Seedling rafflezii gradually introduced into the roots of the host plant with suckers (gaustoriev). Those parts of the germ, which, for whatever reason, were outside the "body" of the host simply die off. Presumably, seeds rafflezii, awakening to germinate under the influence of emissions of potential host plants. These same substances and orient the direction of growth of seedlings.

10. CHINESE FLOWER RUNIC / CHINESE FLEECEFLOWER

Fruits of "runic flower" have frightening forms through which they look like little potato people.
The Chinese uproot these tiny underground inhabitants of the land and use them naked helpless body, as a panacea for all illnesses, including impotence, cancer, AIDS, dementia, etc., etc ...
Before becoming a life-giving powder, Men are all sorts of tortures, which include: boiling, osvezhevyvanie, soaking in the vodka and dismemberment.
Mark my words, will soon get tired of potatoes from Chinese oppression and rise up against humanity. So some time think before you decide to restore their "mojo" with "runic flower."

11. PORKUPINSKY TOMATOES / PORCUPINE TOMATO
Porkupinsky tomato - which grows in Madagascar polutorametrovy monster, whose leaves are covered with spines form an awesome orange. It Spiked miracle-Yuda incredibly beautiful purple flowers, gathered in clusters, which he lures his victims to him: and you're lean to disrupt one of them and find yourself nasazhannymi the "deadly" spikes.
Also, what porkupinsky tomato prickly and poisonous, yet it nearly impossible to kill: the majority of chemicals to it and transcend it can survive the fierce cold and even severe drought. As you already understand this creation of nature - monstroobrazny weed, which set the aim of his existence capture your infield. For a short time one plant can naplodit an army porkupinskih tomatikov that several weeks will turn into 1.5-meter giants, each of which will fight to the last and shed more than one liter of your blood before it is rooted uprooted from the land

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